When the design support library dropped a few months ago, Android developers were given all kinds of goodies. But there is something mysterious lurking in the design support library. Something that has its tentacles throughout the library. This mysterious thing is the `CoordinatorLayout`.
Splash screens just exist to waste your time, right? I have to stare at some picture for three seconds until I can use the app. And I have to do this every time it’s launched. I know which app I opened. I know what it does. Just let me use it!